1 - Leather shorts are not edgy; but, they can be bunchy, tacky, dominatrix-y, and slutty.
2 - People don't change/improve/mellow with age; age is just a number.
3 - Cigarettes will never quit despite rising taxes, death, and public outcry.
4 - A true glass of wine is half of the one I just poured, which means that I have drank twice as much as assumed for the past fifteen years.
5 - In order to get 8 hours of sleep (and cure most nagging health ailments), I must not work or have a life.
6 - Sweating the small stuff just makes my life sweaty and small.
7 - Prosperity is a bit like pregnancy: It's supposed to be a fairly simple and straight-forward process, but many people just don't achieve it.
8 - If you rush through life, you rush to death.
9 - Food will never just be fuel. Phew.
10 - Hand sanitizer is a false (health) safety net. There's only so much one can do.
